Man Found On Roof; Still Stranded After Hurricane Katrina

Published on Jan 31, 2013 in Front Page, U.S.

Seven years, four months, and eighteen days: this is the exact amount of time Joe Rillieux has been stranded on his rooftop in New Orleans since the devastating superstorm that was Hurricane Katrina. The storm cell formed on Aug. 23, 2005, giving residents of the Gulf Coast just six days to prepare before the storm made land fall on the 29th. Residents either chose to board up their houses and wait it out, or take to higher ground and evacuate...

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Ashley Judd Sacrifices Husband for Political Career

Published on Jan 30, 2013 in Front Page, U.S.

Kentucky actress Ashley Judd announced Tuesday that she will divorce husband Dario Franchitti after 11 years of marriage. The announcement comes in the midst of rumors that Judd may run against incumbent Senator Mitch McConnell in the 2014 Kentucky Senate race. Citing the fact that women in politics are twice as likely to be single, divorced, or childless when compared to men, “I decided it was about time for me to split up with Dario and...

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Now That Football Season Is Over, We Can Enjoy UK Actually Dominating at Sports!

Published on Jan 29, 2013 in Campus, Front Page, Sports

Thank God football season is finally over! I’m so glad I don’t have to watch the Wildcats lose every single weekend. It really is tiresome to be the laughing stock of the SEC; getting beaten left and right by below average teams. But it’s okay, because there’s finally something we can all get behind; something we can stick it in our friends’ faces who go to Alabama or Notre Dame or even Texas A&M. Basketball! We’re gonna be so...

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People Just Don’t Connect To Each Other The Way They Fucking Used To

Published on Jan 28, 2013 in Campus, Features, Front Page

What happened to the days where you could just strike up a conversation with a stranger on the way to class? What happened to the days where you could connect with anyone, anywhere, anyhow? People just fucking suck nowadays. No one respects others. No one says anything nice about anyone else. Everyone is just pointing fingers and blaming everyone else about the situation. It makes me sick. If people weren’t so inconsiderate, maybe we could...

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