What Should You Be Wearing? Why Let Me Tell You…

Published on Aug 30, 2013 in April Fools, Campus, Features, Front Page

LEXINGTON, KY – When choosing what pieces to add to your wardrobe this fall, consider jeans. They come in a variety of colors and fits. Jeans are timeless and will never go out of style. Even Ryan Gosling was spotted wearing a pair while going for a stroll the other day. Try pairing your new jeans with a cardigan! Cardigans are often made from cotton and have buttons. They can easily be layered over shirts, which is perfect for those cool...

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Fall ‘13 Class Schedule Out: 10 Classes You Need To Take

Published on Aug 30, 2013 in Campus, Front Page

PSY 156 – How To Care About Your Hair Without Looking Like You Care About Your Hair HIS 343 – Things That Happened In The Year 1336 SPA 099 – A Mi Me Gustan Las Refrigeradores ENG 404 – Shakesperean Influences on the Poetry of Eli Capilouto PHY 303 – Advanced Why Things Fall CHE 105 – Following Instructions Is More Important Than Critical Thinking ENG 355 – How To Be The Next Oscar Wilde Except Without the Having Your Heart Ripped...

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Men’s Basketball 2013 Recruiting Class

Published on Aug 30, 2013 in April Fools, Campus, Front Page, Sports

LEXINGTON, KY – It is unfortunate that we did not get to enjoy another exhilarating March Madness run this season. That being said, it’s never too early to start getting excited about the next one. The Colonel looks at what has been deemed the number-one recruiting class of all time. Andrew Harrison. PG. 6’5’’ A six-foot-five point guard, Harrison will have a huge advantage against opposing point guards, in that he will most likely...

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