An Original Haiku Lovingly Composed To The Beautiful People Living Above Me (Who, from the Sound of Things, Apparently Run A 24-Hour Bowling Alley In Their Apartment), or, The Ceiling Is Too High Up To Pound On With A Broom; Damn It All To Hell

You do not care, but.
I have an exam at 8.
Please shut the fuck up.

by Rosie Summers