What Should You Be Wearing? Why Let Me Tell You…

Published on Aug 30, 2013 in April Fools, Campus, Features, Front Page

LEXINGTON, KY – When choosing what pieces to add to your wardrobe this fall, consider jeans. They come in a variety of colors and fits. Jeans are timeless and will never go out of style. Even Ryan Gosling was spotted wearing a pair while going for a stroll the other day. Try pairing your new jeans with a cardigan! Cardigans are often made from cotton and have buttons. They can easily be layered over shirts, which is perfect for those cool...

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Men’s Basketball 2013 Recruiting Class

Published on Aug 30, 2013 in April Fools, Campus, Front Page, Sports

LEXINGTON, KY – It is unfortunate that we did not get to enjoy another exhilarating March Madness run this season. That being said, it’s never too early to start getting excited about the next one. The Colonel looks at what has been deemed the number-one recruiting class of all time. Andrew Harrison. PG. 6’5’’ A six-foot-five point guard, Harrison will have a huge advantage against opposing point guards, in that he will most likely...

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Beef, Spice, and Everything Nice! A Look Inside the Spicy Beef Wrap

Published on Apr 11, 2013 in April Fools, Campus, Front Page

LEXINGTON, KY – Each day, UK students have a plethora of choices to make, but among the most important is their choice of sustenance. With so many options, it gets tough trying to decide which meal to go with. Even so, one selection remains above and beyond all the rest: The Spicy Beef Wrap. The Colonel investigated the origins of this enticing entrée, and came away with the inside scoop on what makes the Spicy Beef so spectacularly...

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Tearful LeBron Holds Press Conference Apologizing to Cleveland

Published on Apr 9, 2013 in April Fools, Front Page, Sports

LEXINGTON, KY – A visibly distressed LeBron James held a press conference earlier today to issue a heartfelt and tearful apology to the city of Cleveland. LeBron, looking dejected and downcast, stated that he has been repressing a deep-seated love for Cleveland, and that this has been digging away at his soul for over three years now. “Man, I just… I just wanted to say I’m so, so sorry,” a disconsolate James started off. “It’s...

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