2012 Elections Issue

Published on Nov 4, 2012 in Elections, Print Publications

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UK students: We need to vote?

Published on Nov 4, 2012 in Campus, Elections, Front Page

LEXINGTON – It was a peaceful Tuesday morning in the sleepy town of Lexington.  Birds were chirping, sirens were screeching up and down Nicholasville Road, and many a UK student was still asleep in their bed.  But then, at approximately 10:07 a.m., a shocking text was sent out by a Miss Sean de Lear, reading “Hey guys, did u know we’re supposed to vote today?” By 11 a.m. the text had circled most of the campus, and after consulting...

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Romney ahead in UK poll

Published on Nov 4, 2012 in Campus, Elections

LEXINGTON - According to an informal Colonel poll earlier this week, the majority of undergraduate students at the University of Kentucky will be voting for Mitt Romney in the upcoming presidential election. The poll, conducted from a random sample of 535 current UK undergraduates, reveals that Romney has a slight edge over Barack Obama, who in turn has a slight edge over [NBA power-forward] Anthony Davis. Romney took the top spot with 27...

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Biden, Ryan share post-debate blunt

Published on Nov 4, 2012 in Elections, U.S.

DANVILLE – Good buds Joe Biden and Paul Ryan smoked a post-debate victory blunt following their tense tussle Thursday night. The blunt, skillfully rolled by Biden using the high-quality kush Ryan purchased a couple of weeks ago from Senator Joe Lieberman, helped ease the tension between the two old friends. “Wow, that debate got heated,” Ryan said as he took a long hit, holding it in for a couple of seconds before letting out a...

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